Hitler was an Alien, difficult to
please!
Hitler always made me eat my peas!
Hitler wants to keep on killing you and
me!
Sing it, peeps!
He was such a madman,
Why couldn't he have been an ad-man?
Made Charles Manson look like a prince,
Murdered millions, didn't leave no
prints.
Hitler wanted land and wouldn't be
appeased,
He made the biggest industrialists ill
at ease.
He controlled half the globe with land
he seized,
His attack on Soviet-land left many
deceased!
Sing it, peeps!
He was such a madman,
Why couldn't he have been an ad-man?
Made Charles Manson look like a prince,
Murdered millions, didn't leave no
prints.
Adolph was born in the system of Zeta
Reticuli,
Only explanation why so many had to
die.
Jews, Gypsies, Poles, and Gays alike.
Took several years of concerted
military strikes
to get at this mass murderer nobody
liked.
He was such a madman,
Would have loved this screed against
him,
His number one ad-man
propaganda spewed on a world war's
wind.
Adolph approved this,
his homies on Reticuli agree,
hate bullets never miss,
But it's over and we are free.
Until next time.