Off they go,
our heroes in black and gold.
Ready to play in a bowl game;
Also to brave sunny elements
on Florida beaches and taste
delicacies in restaurants.
They have fought hard all year,
gone through grueling practices,
even won some games on the road.
Now they face the most difficult
opponent of all – their own selves.
The warming sun saps their edge,
good food and drink puts them at ease.
Their coach gladhands the press
trying at the very least to appease.
So they take to the field,
full of good hospitality,
their hard edges blunted...
And lose horribly.
Run after run penetrates their lines,
score after score puts them behind.
They attempt rally after rally,
finally scoring on sheer will.
But the damage is done, victory
easily won by the opposition.
Maybe next time we might want
to confine them to their rooms until
after the game.
A victory would be rewarded,
with beach time, meals and fun.
A defeat would be met with a
silent plane or bus ride home.
Something to consider as our
beloved Hawkeyes flap home
with tail-feathers drooping.
Either way, they have the
rest of their lives to
recover from defeat,
or celebrate victory.
- end